Crackhead Barney wants YOU

to be a better COON!

Do you wish you were as daring, beautiful, smart, and seductive as Crackhead Barney?

Do you think Crackhead Barney is the greatest performance artist of our generation and you’re begging for her to teach you her ways?

Do you maybe have a degradation kink?

THEN COME ON DOWN TO BARNEY’S BOOTCAMP & GET A TASTE OF WHAT COONING INTO THE METAVERSE (THE #1 SELLING SHOW OF ALL CANNONBALL FESTIVALS EVER COMBINED) HAS TO IN STORE!

Crackhead Barney will show you how her faithful idiots should behave and you too can try your hand at being the coon you’ve always wanted to be.

SUITABLE FOR NO AGES, TOLERABLE FOR AGES 21+, WOKE LIBERAL LEFTISTS NEED NOT APPLY !!!